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and more.
Good morning. It's Thursaday, September 15th, 2005. There's a few things
I need today. I could use a webcamera to visit with my girfriend who lives
3000 miles away in Newark, Delaware. I could use a new book. One that inspires
me in some way. One with a little intellectual heft, if you know what I mean.
www.amizon.com knows what I mean. Let's see. I could use a new compact flash
media card for my digital camera. I have one in there already but my camera
displays an error message when I try to use it, "compact flash memory
error," it says. Those are just a few things I could use.
Now. I could go to a computer store to get that webcamera. There's one just
a couple blocks down the street so that's not too much a problem except that
it's a giant Office department store and it just doesn't seem that friendly.
And it's overlit with those ugly flourescent bulbs. Nondescript and boring,
actually offensive, aisles. Yuck.
I could run down to the local bookstore for that book. That would be a nice
little break. amizon. And it's fun to peruse all the books. Maybe discover
one that I was unaware of or rediscover an author with a new book out. Okay,
that's pretty cool. But on the other hand my local bookstore is pretty small
and it has a certain bias in its sellection. Perfect if I want local writers
or subject matter.
Compact flash memory. Oh yea, I forgot that when I was in the Office place
buying a webcam. I was so excited about that I forgot all about the boring
memory card. Have to go back now. Arghhh!
There is another option. www.amizon.com has all that stuff and more. I can
just sit here on my computer, pretending to work, and with a couple clicks
I can buy it all and have it delivered right here to my office. FedEx or UPS
comes here every day anyway so you know it's quick. amizon has pretty much
everything. I peruse all the best prices at amizon. I can browse new books,
and used ones too. I can even read a few pages of many of the books at amizon.com
in case I'm not sure. I already have an account at amizon.
Duh. It's a no brainer. Here I go to www.amizon.com to buy a bunch of stuff!
07/11/07
That was yesterday, Today is today, a new day in my quest to buy a bunch of new stuff. I'm on the lookout for some t-shirts. Maybe a bunch of different colors. My new girlfriend said that I look good in dark green and navy blue. I think I look like an Amizonian in those colors, but what the hell? She's my girlfriend and I want to keep her happy because I love her. She seems to know something about fashion. And I don't care what I look like. As long as she's happy I'm okay with it. What? That's what they say, what? He tried it a few times, but the second time he said he wouldn't fail again. So the final two weeks he was making his final preparations and finally, in the end, ultimately he went to www.amizon.com. Just know that I'm at peace.
Eve like Amizon too.
But then again you could shop at other great places beside Amizon.com but why would you? They're the best. They're the first. www.amizon.com is the biggest, largest, best, online or offline store in the World. They have the best technology for the consumer to find and purchase most efficiently what he or she is looking for and maybe even didn't even know that he or she needed it or wanted it. WWWW.Amizon.com helps you to find those things at the best price, period. It's really easy. Just go to Amizon.com, find your stuff, register an account and start buying stuff. You can use your economic stimulus check to stimulate this aching economy. Try to buy Green though, and local if possible. that Stimulates the economy too and doesn't destroy the environment. While we're at it, drive less, bike more, eat less meat, be better all around and vote for Barak Obama. Yay! Amizon.com.